I have this book, you see, that I bought The Pilot for Christmas. It's a romance book about sexy Pirates, Rosie O'Donnell and our dog. It also features The Pilot as a sexy Pirate and myself as a stupid skank. Seriously, I think my character is a skank. What with her boobs hanging out in the first paragraph almost.
Since Christmas this book has been sitting in our Nightstand collecting dust until I found it again and decided that what is the best thing to do with this book? Dramatically read it out part by part on my blog every Friday.
Because, honestly, who doesn't want to hear me eventually read out steamy sex scenes on my blog?
This first part isn't as Dramatic as it should be because the start of the book is extremely boring so all you got is me. Pretending to be dramatic. And wearing a pair of glasses that look terrible because I broke my other good glasses. YAY!