Because I missed last weeks editions of The Pirates of Desire I was tempted to do another video tomorrow of this dramatic reading but then I realized that I do sort of have a life and boyfriend that would love attention so I said screw it and just posted one for today.
Are you going to enjoy it? Yes, yes you are. Is it sexy? Probably! Is there mentions of tits and boobies? Yes, yes there is.
Showing posts with label Friday Vlog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friday Vlog. Show all posts
Friday, April 15, 2011
Friday, April 1, 2011
A Dramatic Reading Of A Sexy Pirate Story 2
It's Friday? Why, yes, I think it is. And that means another Dramatic Reading of Pirates of Desire! Heck yeah, and this part starts to get steamy what with boobs, and nightgowns, and lady parts springing out into the open. Just HOT.
Please excuse that mess of hair because I literally just rolled out of bed and then filmed this because I'm that industrious and decided that I should do a Vlog instead of paying my rent right away. No one can say that I've got my priorities in order.
There is also a small part where you can hear Bowie squeaking on his damn fox and it's all "Squeak, squeak, squeak" like a douchebag and I have a moment that reminds me of being a teenager when you are all like "Ahhhhh, oh my god!" and roll your eyes as if someone had just done the worst thing in the world and greatly offended you. Which that dog does all damn day.
Please excuse that mess of hair because I literally just rolled out of bed and then filmed this because I'm that industrious and decided that I should do a Vlog instead of paying my rent right away. No one can say that I've got my priorities in order.
There is also a small part where you can hear Bowie squeaking on his damn fox and it's all "Squeak, squeak, squeak" like a douchebag and I have a moment that reminds me of being a teenager when you are all like "Ahhhhh, oh my god!" and roll your eyes as if someone had just done the worst thing in the world and greatly offended you. Which that dog does all damn day.
Friday, March 25, 2011
A Dramatic Reading Of A Sexy Pirate Story
I have this book, you see, that I bought The Pilot for Christmas. It's a romance book about sexy Pirates, Rosie O'Donnell and our dog. It also features The Pilot as a sexy Pirate and myself as a stupid skank. Seriously, I think my character is a skank. What with her boobs hanging out in the first paragraph almost.
Since Christmas this book has been sitting in our Nightstand collecting dust until I found it again and decided that what is the best thing to do with this book? Dramatically read it out part by part on my blog every Friday.
Because, honestly, who doesn't want to hear me eventually read out steamy sex scenes on my blog?
This first part isn't as Dramatic as it should be because the start of the book is extremely boring so all you got is me. Pretending to be dramatic. And wearing a pair of glasses that look terrible because I broke my other good glasses. YAY!
Since Christmas this book has been sitting in our Nightstand collecting dust until I found it again and decided that what is the best thing to do with this book? Dramatically read it out part by part on my blog every Friday.
Because, honestly, who doesn't want to hear me eventually read out steamy sex scenes on my blog?
This first part isn't as Dramatic as it should be because the start of the book is extremely boring so all you got is me. Pretending to be dramatic. And wearing a pair of glasses that look terrible because I broke my other good glasses. YAY!
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