Thursday, July 7, 2011

It's Like Paying For A Hooker & Not Getting A Blow Job In Return

I've never been one to point a finger at other people in the Internet and voice my opinion about this and that on my blog because I like to keep it lighthearted and it's hard to fit in a good dink joke while you are Internet abusing other bloggers because what they may or may have not done but really, I could throw in a few good dink jokes but then I wouldn't want them all wasted on a situation that probably didn't need them.

Floating around the blog sphere is a dude who is in college and has a blog that is basically about getting other people to pay for his fancy vehicle that he wants to purchase because, well, if he owned a fancy vehicle he would be able to get a job close to campus. Which, you know, you can't do if you only have two feet.

I just find it  repulsive that he's asking for handouts from virtual strangers so they can buy him a car that will only benefit him. I didn't see him write on his blog that he's going to be driving amputated Orphans around to clown parties or legless kitten babies to dentist appointments or anything. It's just all about how awesome his life is going to be with that car and call me selfish but I want my life to be awesome with a car. Or a Unicorn tank, but that's besides the point.

Another section of his blog talks about how he wants to get on a famous talk so in another attempt to get other people to do the work for him and buy him that dang car. I know everyone is able to blog about what they want and do what they want with their own blog but I just felt...dirty reading his. It just felt so self-centered and greedy that it repulsed me. And made me want to write this blog post instead throwing out a cornucopia of dick jokes that would have kept everyone entertained and thinking about Wang.

Maybe it's because I come from a background where I was taught to work for what I wanted no matter the fact that I could have easily got it just by asking. My parents purposefully set out to teach me that the best things in life that you own come from the fact that you worked hard for it. It doesn't come from someone just deciding they are special and everyone else just do the work for them. Maybe that's why it baffles me as to why he has this blog.

But, really, what I wanted to say was....

What does the dink say when it walks into a bar? Nothing, because it's a dink.

3 comments:

  1. Oh man I read his blog too and I was equally as repulsed. I tried really, REALLY hard to explain to him he should change his approach and show that he too is working his butt off for the car, but I think he missed my point.

    I told him he should do stupid things to raise money like dance around like Justin Beiber for a dollar that way he could entertain his readers in the process of his saving money for the car. I thought that perhaps it wouldn't be quite as repulsive as his electronic panhandling is currently.

    However I made the mistake of suggesting he do "fundraisers" to help with his blog. When I used the word fundraisers, I meant fundraising as in doing dumb shit like the Beiber thing.

    He TOTALLY missed the point.

    Not only that, he then had the audacity to post ANOTHER discussion board essentially begging people for fundraising ideas. I mean seriously dude, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COME UP WITH YOUR OWN FUNDRAISERS? How helpless are you?!!!

    I wanted to pull out his hair.

    But I didn't even respond at that point because there is no way I have the patience to explain that his approach IS NEVER GOING TO WORK. And why does he need a new car? Why can't he be like a normal person and buy a used one?

    OMG. I am still so annoyed about that whole thing.

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  2. I have no idea who you're talking about, but I hate him anyway. Dick. Him. Not you.

    Also, what is a dink.

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  3. @Kristine - I certainly hope you were kidding with that last bit...

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