Thursday, July 21, 2011

Maybe One Day I Will Be The Patron St. Of Kickass.

Me: I'm eating Oatmeal out of a mug like a homeless person. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

Co-worker: I can't believe you just said that.

Me: It's really taught me that homeless people are people too.

Co-worker: Ha ha....

Me: They just don't have a home...but I do. And they don't have I do. They also don't have warm clothes for the I do.

Co-worker: .....

Me: So, basically they are just poorer, cold, homeless versions of people too. I've learned so much because of Oatmeal.

Co-worker: Every time I talk to you I feel as if I've committed a crime against humanity.

Me: That's normal.

1 comment:

  1. Lolz I have interactions just like this with my co-workers!


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