Co-Worker: Old Worker is odd!
Co-Worker: He Just is.
Me:because he's going to corner you one day and then wear your face?
Co-Worker: Probably, he seems like the serial killer type.
Me: and then he will win best you lookalike contest
Me: and probably get like 10 bucks because that's what that contest would be worth and then he'd be all in prison and at group therapy he'd be "I can't believe I killed someone for ten measly dollars" and then cry. he's pretty much that odd
Co-Worker: Ya, pretty much. I can't believe he's a trainer.
Me: they should do a "will you potentially kill your co-workers" test before hiring anyone.
Co-Worker: i cant imagine how awkward that training session would go...
Me: I'm sure those training sessions end with the HR lady holding a doll and saying "Show us where the bad man trained you" sort of dealio. So I would say pretty awesome.