Co-Worker: Omg! Did you know that many states in the USA it is legal to marry your first cousin and only legal in one state for gays to get married? Insane!
Me: My first cousins are doorknobs, I won’t marry them. Did you know in the Appalachian Mountains you can be your own Grandpa?
Co-Worker: That is sick, my cousins and I are as close as my bros and sister.
Me: In some countries they can marry as long as they can't have kids.
Co-Worker: Wwww, I don’t think that is right unless our earth needs to be populated and that is surely not the case, we are over populated.
Me: We are highly under populated so that's why I am going to force you to have twenty children that will have twenty children
that will have fifty children.
Me: Like that Alien Queen from Aliens.
Co-Worker: I don’t even want one.
Me: You will shit 'em out like ants.
Me: From your butt.
Co-Worker: hahahahahhahahaah, grossss
Me: and you will develope a mouth within a mouth.
Me: and be BFF's with Sigorny Weaver.
Co-Worker: oh lorddddddd
Me: Or Frenemies
Co-Worker: lolololol, what an imagination you have!
Me: Basically I'm going to recreate those movies with you as the test subject.
Me: with the power of SCIENCE!.
Me: And meth.
Me: Lots and lots of meth.