Wizarding Whores

Me:  Do you know how silly putty was first made?

Co-Worker:  how how?

Me:  It was the residue that was left over after latex condoms are made.

Co-Worker: I love putty!

Me:  That makes you a whore.

Co-Worker:  you are a wizard whore.

Me:  Correction, My wizard grandmother is a wizard whore. I don't follow in dem dar shoes.

Co-Worker:  whether you choose to like it or not, you are a decendent of a whore so that makes you a whore.

Me:  Yeah, and you were born from a whore sandwich that a whore whorishly gagged up.

Co-Worker:  hahhahaahhahahahahahahahaha....

Me:  So thar.