Me: Do you know how silly putty was first made?
Co-Worker: how how?
Me: It was the residue that was left over after latex condoms are made.
Co-Worker: I love putty!
Me: That makes you a whore.
Co-Worker: you are a wizard whore.
Me: Correction, My wizard grandmother is a wizard whore. I don't follow in dem dar shoes.
Co-Worker: whether you choose to like it or not, you are a decendent of a whore so that makes you a whore.
Me: Yeah, and you were born from a whore sandwich that a whore whorishly gagged up.
Me: So thar.