Thursday, May 31, 2012

Somehow, I Knew My First Project Would Be Porn-Esq

School is a hard thing, you know? It's harder than doing a Degree over Distance Education while working a full time job. They actually expect you to show up as if you don't have anything better to do at 8:30 in the morning. Like, HELLO, it's not like I enjoy sleeping in or anything!

But the thing is that it is fun despite the lack of getting to sleep in and be all leisurely, and it's even funner (Yes, that's totally a word and I'll cut you if you disagree) when you get to film crap. Literally, they will let you film anything.

School project that involves fake mustaches, tied up shirts, and instructions from behind the camera to the actor that basically says "Push your butt out more, WE NEED MORE SASS!" they will totally let you film that shit.

Well, the stand in teacher might have a horrified look on his face when he walks into the middle of that set without any context of what is going on, though.

And the odd thing? This really had nothing to do with what we were shooting.

So it's obvious that it's my Destiny to be a Porn Director.

A terrible Porn Director.

Who needs more Sass.

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