Monday, February 6, 2012

Sometimes My Life Is Like The Goonies

(After watching a video about a celebrities reaction to a sloth)

The Pilot: "What, wait, hold on! Sloths are real?"

Me: "Uh, of course?"

The Pilot: "I thought they were like, fake."

Me: "How the hell did you figure Sloths were fake?"

The Pilot: "Because that guy from The Goonies. He was called Sloth so I figured that's what type of monster he was. A Sloth."

Me: "Sloth was horribly disfigured and mentally slow that's why he was called Sloth, because he was slow like the Sloth, which is a totally real animal."

The Pilot: "Oh."

Me: "So, you are telling me at 30 years old you spent your whole life believing Sloths aren't real?"

The Pilot: "Pretty much, what's for dinner?"

Me: "Sloth."


  1. Does he think elephants are fake because of The Elephant Man?

  2. Well at least he doesn't think everything he sees/hears in movies is real life.

  3. I can't wait for that commercial for the sloth industry! "Sloth: It's what's for dinner!"

  4. I mentioned to a friend the other day that Groundhog's Day was coming up. He asked me what that was. I quickly told him and he thought I was messing with him. So I went into more detail. His first question was "What's a groundhog?" I thought he was messing with me, but somehow he has lived to be 34 years old and never heard of Groundhog's Day.

  5. I'm assuming that you are talking about that adorable Kristen Bell on Ellen clip that makes me want to do terrible, unforgivable things to her.


  6. I guess it's a good thing he's a pilot and not a biology teacher. Or a veterinarian.


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