(After watching a video about a celebrities reaction to a sloth)
The Pilot: "What, wait, hold on! Sloths are real?"
Me: "Uh, of course?"
The Pilot: "I thought they were like, fake."
Me: "How the hell did you figure Sloths were fake?"
The Pilot: "Because that guy from The Goonies. He was called Sloth so I figured that's what type of monster he was. A Sloth."
Me: "Sloth was horribly disfigured and mentally slow that's why he was called Sloth, because he was slow like the Sloth, which is a totally real animal."
The Pilot: "Oh."
Me: "So, you are telling me at 30 years old you spent your whole life believing Sloths aren't real?"
The Pilot: "Pretty much, what's for dinner?"