Tuesday, April 3, 2012

They Took Our Shit But Didn't Take Our...Huh..Yeah, They Took Our Dignity.

Last night, we got robbed. Someone broke into our vehicle and took our things and probably rubbed their penis all over the drivers seat where The Pilot usually sits the most and probably wiped their butts with our insurance and registration papers because we'd need those, you know, because we got robbed.

The Pilot was the first to notice that the lock on the drivers side door was loose and sort of broken and I got into the vehicle without him unlocking it. A lot of our stuff was rooted through and the only things that happened to be missing was our GPS and all our charging cables that we use on long road trips. Basically, they took the only good stuff in that shitty vehicle.

So that left The Pilot having to deal with calling the police while I sauntered off to my second day of Film School and I got to sit around and watch Film clips with kids that are several fucking years younger than myself and have no clue what it's like to function as a cohesive team in the real world.

There are only six of us and I'm the only thing preventing it from being a straight up sausage fest by throwing in a little clam.

Otherwise it's been a very interesting two days of school and the rest of the week looks like it will be grand!

Unless we get robbed again.

I hope they take the dog.

8 comments:

  1. Didn't you somewhat predict this when you wrote about living in a heroin neighborhood? Sorry to hear this. :(

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    1. Yes, I sort of predicted this while living in a heroin neighbourhood but...I figured I'd be innocent and blatantly ignore this possibility.

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  2. That SUCKS. I got my car broken into once. I'm still pissed about it. (That's normal, right?)

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    1. I'm going to hold this grudge for the rest of my life. The Pilot says he's going to beat the shit out of the next thief he comes across...so, basically he's going to beat up random strangers.

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  3. But if they take the dog, you'll have to redesign your header. And that seems like hard work, you know?

    Hope you can get the car fixed quickly!

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    1. That is true, it would be a lot of work to redesign the header. You make a good point.

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  4. Stinky news! Hope everything works our for the best and film school is going splendidly. Your female to male ratio is completely opposite from my end of the academic paradigm

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  5. My car got broken into once. They took my wife's purse, which had her license, several credit cards and her wedding ring in it. Things you can replace, but the feeling of being violated was hard to get past. I was so angry.

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