Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Vote Or She WILL Kill You.

I'm sending this blog post on behalf of Womb Mate who has alerted me to the fact that if I didn't share it and if y'all didn't vote, she would kill all of us. And after knowing her for all of her life, she will do it. She'll straight up murder y'all.

She entered my Nephew, the adorable devil, into some contest about who has the cutest dirty kid and you can possibly win some money for it and she promised me that if she won the money she'd, y'know, not throw some of it my way so I'll get to karate chop her in the uterus sometime in the future for not sharing. And that would be freakin' sweet.

And so far the winner of it is some stinky old kid doing nothing cute at all because they are old and not baby cute.

My Nephew? He's baby cute.

So go vote here.

OR WE WILL ALL DIE.

1 comment:

  1. VOTE VOTE VOTE OR MURDER MURDER.. LOL JK VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    LOVE WOMBMATE
    I WILL WRITE ANOTHER STORY IF I GET VOTES!

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