This Is Why I Don't Get Emails. Ever.

A few days ago I got this email in my inbox:

"I designed a Dental Degree resource guide for students called some random dental website. I know from personal experience that searching for the right Dental Degree program can be a time consuming task and it is certainly very competitive. That is why I designed my dental resource guide to help students who are interested in becoming a dentist find programs across the country just by visiting one site. As you have a related site, would you mind helping me to connect prospective students with my site by adding it to your resources page of http://www.tristachio.com/2012/03/trust-me-im-not-dead-just-fighting.html? Thank you so much for your time and any effort to add my link to your page! If you prefer to not receive another email about my Dental Degree site, please let me know! 

Best Regards,  

Some random lady :) "

So it was only natural for me to respond like so:

" Hi Some random lady,

As you can probably tell from my blog, I am a Film Student and spend more time fighting off the homeless people from shooting up drugs in my carport than searching for a dental degree.

Perhaps when my schedule clears up and the homeless problem gets cured, I can fit in searching for dental degrees.

Until then, keep your teeth white.

Tristachio. "

And I wonder why no one ever responds back to me.