(This conversation takes place while watching a BBC documentary about the evolution of people starting from the walking apes.)
BBC Narrator: "What makes these Homo Agasta Unique from the other walking apes of their time?"
Me: "Telekinetic mind powers!"
The Pilot: "Seriously?"
Narrator: "Their ability to fashion tools."
Me: "Damn, I thought I had this one."
BBC Narrator: "Out of these two species, Homo Agasta and their cousin Boszi, which one will become the forefathers of modern man?"
Me: "Those Boszi ones, all they do is fuck and eat. Eat and fuck. I know people like that."
The Pilot: "I think this one is pretty obvious."
Narrator: "The Homo Agasta because of their ability to adapt. The Boszi, with their one trick trade, cannot adapt to the changing Africa around them."
Me: "Wow, so I guess they literally fucked and ate themselves too death. That sucks."
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I don't know...... couldn't it be said that as a people we are now eating and fucking ourselves to death?
ReplyDeleteobesity is everywhere (except Africa) and with us now at 7 billion people on the planet, over-population will start to be a serious concern....
In saying that though, can I put you on my opponents team at the next pub quiz?